
The man then announced that he would now pay £20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to £25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for £50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you a £35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for £50 each.'
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man or his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.

Now you know how the stock market works.

8 comments:
Gosh, that's amazing! I never realised, must nationalise all monkeys at once, prudence, hrumph.
Oh I say, thay's spiffing! I've got loads of monkeys in the shadow cabinet, must be worth a few thou.
'Ere Guv, lend us a monkey or 100 will yer?
No? Well 'ow about a pony then?
Yrs,
Honest George
Dearest Bugaboo,
I think 12 Monkeys is a simply sooper film.
Tinkerbella
xxxxxx
Didn't realise those monkeys had been "privatised". Will this government stop at nothing ?
Ooh so do I, Dame Honoria, especially the bit where Bruce bares his bum in the shower :-)
Stop monkeying around.
HEY DUDE..WAKE UP!
Are you OK or just having too much fun to blog?
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