28 October 2008

Monkey Business

Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for £10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at £10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort.

The man then announced that he would now pay £20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to £25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for £50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you a £35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for £50 each.'

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man or his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere.


Now you know how the stock market works.

8 comments:

Gordon Brown said...

Gosh, that's amazing! I never realised, must nationalise all monkeys at once, prudence, hrumph.

David Cameron said...

Oh I say, thay's spiffing! I've got loads of monkeys in the shadow cabinet, must be worth a few thou.

George Osborne said...

'Ere Guv, lend us a monkey or 100 will yer?

No? Well 'ow about a pony then?

Yrs,
Honest George

Dame Honoria Glossop said...

Dearest Bugaboo,

I think 12 Monkeys is a simply sooper film.

Tinkerbella

xxxxxx

Anonymous said...

Didn't realise those monkeys had been "privatised". Will this government stop at nothing ?

Lily said...

Ooh so do I, Dame Honoria, especially the bit where Bruce bares his bum in the shower :-)

Dame Honoria Glossop said...

Stop monkeying around.

Lily said...

HEY DUDE..WAKE UP!
Are you OK or just having too much fun to blog?